Movies: Killers

You might not have known this about me but i absolutely loooooooooooove Ashton Kutcher. His face is ageless, his body is perfect and he has a good sense of humor judging by his posts on twitter. Thus, it is no surprise that i absolutely loved the movie Killers which came out last Friday on June 4th. I loved it so much that i saw it twice, once by myself and once with my sister and her friend. However, in order to "love it" you have to really be devoted to Ashton Kutcher because the feedback that i got from my sister and her friend was that the movie was crap and not very funny. I of course disagreed but what do i know? i am blinded by my love for Ashton Kutcher. Therefore, to preserve my objectivity im going to give an honest and objective review below so check it out.

Review:

Killers, a movie starring Ashton Kutcher (from Dude Where's My Car, That 70's show) and Katherine Heigl( Knocked Up , 27 Dresses) is about a lonely woman played by Heigl named Jenny who meets a guy played by Kutcher named Spencer while on vacation with her over protective dad and hilariously alcoholic mom. To cut the story short boy meets girl, boy tells girl he works as a "consultant", boy is actually a spy and after 3 years of being married she finally finds out but boy had already quit his spy job in the CIA. After ridiculous scenes of all of Spencer's neighbors trying to kill him (and i mean every single one!) it turns out that Jenny's father was the one who was trying to kill them because he thought Spencer was back in the CIA and was going to try to kill him. Apparently in the beginning of the movie when Spencer blew up a helicopter Jenny's dad was supposed to be in it but got suspicious when he saw Spencer in the same hotel. Thus, from a non fan point of view for Ashton Kutcher all the fighting scenen were a waste of time. I hope that no one thought that this was going to be a good action movie. I would call this a parody of a James Bond movie. The only thing hilarious about this movie was the alcoholic mother in the background who at the end of the movie still didn't know what was going on. Ashton Kuther did not even know how to hold a gun and you can tell that from the poster. And what was up with Heigls hair in the beginning of the movie?. All and all you really don't want to pay $13 for this movie. I do, mainly because im a huge fan of Ashton Kutcher and i like to see his muscles working in the big screen, who wouldn't pay big money to see a hunk like that?