Dear Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley. He is my personal walking entertainment. Better than family guy (BLASPHEMY!), Boondocks but not Neil Patrick Harris (Although he swears).
Which is why he's funny.
Well Stanley is a bit ignorant. Not because he's Haitian but because he gives in to all stereotypes. I mean i can agree that stereotypes are patterns withing cultures but not everyone is the same. My top eight Dumb comments from Stanley the Security Guard are the following:
1. "I was in a gang once, but they moved to Florida"
-Since when do gangs move to Florida? are they on vacation? I laughed so hard i peed my pants a little bit.
2. " Will Smith saying that that girl's face looks like a dog is funny, but Neil Patrick Harris saying "Suit Up" is not funny. Nigga come up to me and tell me that i punch him and say "Nigga Punch up".
-HAHAHAHA (AND NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS FUNNY!)
3. "I hate this Chinese family. I told Olga "Do you hear that?" That Chinese family is not here. But then the next day here they come I HATE THE CHINESE PEOPLE!"
- Racist but still hilarious as he said it with this scrunched up face like he ate something sour and even paced back and forth punching some imaginary Asian face. Hahaha.
4."Verizon doesn't own MetroPCS because MetroPCS sucks and you're not making any sense!"
-Dumbass
5. Stanley: Im going to Aruba.
Me (Snickering): Where's Aruba, Stanley?
Stanley: I dont know
6. Me: I went to Seattle, Didnt you notice?
Stanley: Where is that? Canada?
Me (Rolling On The Floor): LMFAO
7. "I dont only like black shows, I watch "Married...With Children""
8. Stanley: Yeah, Ive been to Toronto
Me(Secretly Laughing): Where's Toronto, Stanley?
Stanley: I dont know, somewhere there.
Folks, this guy is 27 years old and he is a father of a 4 year old. Be careful who you breed with. White folks have it right, genetics is everything.
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